Humor Quote by Dan Wells — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.”

“Of course, everyone's parents are embarrassing. It goes with the territory. The nature of parents is to embarrass merely by existing, just as it is the nature of children of a certain age to cringe with embarrassment, shame, and mortification should their parents so much as speak to them on the street.”

“How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?”

“I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”

“True story”

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”

“It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.”