Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It has often been said”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”

“When you're in a Slump,”

“Look at me!”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

“I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.”

“We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass. - Quinn”

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.”

“Are you always a smartass?'”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?”

“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”