Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“As Ginny and Hermione moved closer to the rest of the family, Harry had a clear view of the bodies lying next to Fred: Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling.”

“His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,”

“But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before. . . . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him. . . . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back. . . . That he really was . . .”

“That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.”

“The truth." Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are...”

“I bet him and all his Guy brothers had burst through the nightclub entrance, poured an insane amount of alcohol into their systems, and snatched at anything with a pulse that wandered past their sloshed eyes. I bet after all the hoopla subsided, the demented Guys spilled out of the nightclub at some ungodly hour, intoxicated blood pumping, gallivanting around the city like foul beasts seeking their next series of exploitations.”

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

“Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many.”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”