Humor Quote by A.A. Milne — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.”

“One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.”

“By the time it came to the edge of the Forest, the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and it said to itself, “There is no hurry. We shall get there some day.” But all the little streams higher up in the Forest went this way and that, quickly, eagerly, having so much to find out before it was too late.”

“But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.”

“Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

“An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.”

“A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.”

“I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.”