Humor Quote by Michael Grant — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Brianna dropped the skateboard in front of Sam. “Don’t worry: I won’t let you fall off.”

“We do need a system, and we do need you and your 'Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass. - Quinn”

“Quinn sat back down. He leaned forward, elbows on knees. "Man, don't you remember taking tests in school? Multiple choice: A, B, C, D, or E, all of the above.”

“A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about”

“It's Sanjit. It's a Hindu name. It means 'invincible.'”

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”

“If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”

“Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris.”

“‎No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a firm grip on the time.”

“Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.”