Humor Quote by Chetan Bhagat — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

“Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.”

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“I m human, I m not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.”

“What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.”

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”

“THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Which, if he thought about it, she was. He’d never ripped a man’s throat out with his teeth, and he was damned impressed that Gwen had. She’d made the Lords of the Underworld look like marshmallows.”

“Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.”