Humor Quote by Lewis Carroll — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“One! two! and through and through”

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

“What does it matter where my body happens to be?' he said. 'My mind goes on working all the same.”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'”

“Why it's simply impassible!”

“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip.”

“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.”

“Are you her boyfriend?”

“I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ticked the right set of boxes. You were probably conceived because your parents loved each other.”

“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.”