Humor Quote by Lewis Carroll — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Take some more tea," the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.”

“Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--”

“If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'”

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

“Curiouser and curiouser.”

“He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'”

“Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it…”

“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.”

“Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”

“What grinds me the most is we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a checkbook, don't know how to apply for a loan, don't even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world`”