Humor Quote by Brandon Mull — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“A lie twice believed is self decieved”

“A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.”

“I like pancakes.”

“FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.”

“The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”

“Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.”

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.”

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”