Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I sent a quick text to Adrian:”

“Love fades, mine has.”

“If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.”

“Piece of Heaven?”

“Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian)”

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”

“On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.”

“You just noticed? You're slow...”

“You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed.”

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”