Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I wasn't fooled. He was avoiding looking at me. "There's nothing to talk about.”

“If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.”

“How do you feel right now?”

“You were wrong. She really is the new general in town.”

“You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.”

“Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and—”

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.”

“I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down.”

“The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.”

“Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.”

“Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?”

“I like pink.”