Humor Quote by Nora Ephron — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted”

“It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was I just kidding myself? Was I really in love, or was I just pretending he was the man of my dreams? Was I really in love, or was I just desperate?”

“Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?”

“If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I'm something in a petrie dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“If you didn't grow up like I did then you don't know, and if you don't know it's probably better you don't judge.”