Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Congratulations!”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!”

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

“If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,”

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“... for most practical purposes, Tarbean had two parts: Waterside and Hillside. Waterside is where people are poor. That makes them beggars, thieves and whores. Hillside is where people are rich. That makes them solicitors, politicians and courtesans.”

“There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.”

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”