Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nico knew something about ghosts. Letting them get inside your head was dangerous. He wanted to help Reyna, but since his own strategy was to deal with his problems alone, spurning anyone who tried to get close, he couldn’t exactly criticize Reyna for doing the same thing.”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“I’d have been dead a long time ago if not for my friends, one of whom had just jumped off the cliff after me.”

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”

“To err is human, to purr is feline.”

“Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.”

“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from”

“We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls and I told her I'd never heard of them. Of course not, she said, the really important stuff they never tell you. You have to imagine it on your own.”