Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!”

“And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...”

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron, to general astonishment.”

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —”

“Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.”

“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.”

“What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?”

“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.”

“Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.”

“Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”