Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low-cut.”

“Birth and death: there was the same consciousness of heightened existence and of her own elevated importance”

“How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.”

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”

“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”

“Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.”

“Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.”

“He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax...”

“It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.”

“Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.”