Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need...”

“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?”

“IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.”

“The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.”

“Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.”

“Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess.”

“I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned.”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.”

“All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.”

“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”