Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]”

“Shane kissed her one more time, lightly and softly, and fluffed her hair back from her face. “To be continued,” he said.”

“You okay?”

“Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'”

“You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.”

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”

“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”

“Peter to Austin:”

“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all.”

“Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.”