Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.”

“I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.”

“Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.”

“I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.”

“The secret to humor is surprise.”

“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”

“You used nunchucks on a moose?”