Humor Quote by Howard Nemerov — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She fitted into my biggest arm-chair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing arm-chairs tight about the hips that season”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“Carved above the lintel were the words SCIENTIA POTESTAS EST. Science points east, I wondered? Science is portentous, yes? Science protests too much. Scientific potatoes rule. Had I stumbled on the lair of dangerous plant geneticists?”

“This is your copy of”

“So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.”

“Knock-knock-knock”