Humor Quote by Andy Weir — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”

“WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”

“Log Entry: SOL 118”

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“Work fast.”

“Playing with fire Kitten?”

“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”

“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

“See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”

“Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in the forest at all. Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees, if not to stand for the four Clans?”