Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

“A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”

“Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?”

“There's always be a me and you.”

“I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge”

“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.”

“We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped.”

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”

“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”

“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.”

“It's not like there's a law against flying.”

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”