Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“I knew you were crazy, but I didn't realize that you were out of your goddamned mind!!”

“You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.”

“He dropped his voice, so low that Tessa wasn’t sure if what he said next was real or part of the dream darkness rising to claim her, though she”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?”

“Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”

“That's brain tissue. How can you-?" Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.”