Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”

“Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...”

“Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”

“Doubtful, but it did work...”

“You sneaked into my cabin?”

“I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster.”

“The door opened.”

“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”

“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.”

“It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.”

“I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.”

“A good night sleep, or a ten minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.”