Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.”

“I thought of you,” he said again, “and it was as if you were there, with me. I saw your face. Your hair …” He wound a finger through a dangling curl beside her face. She could feel the warmth from his hand against her cheek. “And I was no longer afraid. I knew I would be able to come home, because of you. That you would lead me back. You are my constant star, Daisy.”

“He touched her face, gently, with the back of his hand. 'you disappear so completely into your head sometimes.' he said. 'i wish i could follow you.'”

“Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.”

“You have something on your neck.”

“Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?”

“It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“...honestly I'm having a proper full-on GAY PANIC.”

“Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!”