Humor Quote by Shel Silverstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“My beard grows down to my toes,”

“I'm making a list”

“EARLY BIRD”

“She had blue skin. And so did he. He kept it hid, And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by - And never knew.”

“The baby bat”

“Magic”

“Can't you just like a girl who likes you back?'”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

“I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side ways at Will; both boys were sitting at the edge of a high table, thier legs dangling over the side. "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed pultry pie the the mallards in the park to see if you couls breed a race of cannibal ducks?”

“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

“Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.”

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”