Humor Quote by Rainbow Rowell — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I can touch you less gently, but I won't love you less kindly.”

“I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.”

“There's only one of him, she thought, and he's right here.”

“Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at the same time.”

“Emergency dance party--go away.”

“I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.”

“Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”

“His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.”

“So what else can I tell you?" I asked. "I mean, to get you to reveal Lily to me.”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”