Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword.”

“Ignorance is hardly unusual, Miss Davar. The longer I live, the more I come to realize that it is the natural state of the human mind. There are many who will strive to defend its sanctity and then expect you to be impressed with their efforts.”

“I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.”

“That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater.”

“If you give up what you want most for what you think you should want more, you'll end up miserable.”

“People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality.”

“Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?”

“Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.”

“The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of”

“I like men who have a future and women who have a past.”