Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I’ll admit, Jasnah, that I empathize with your skepticism, but I don’t agree with it. I just think you've been looking for God in the wrong places.”

“To their simple, degenerate minds there was only one thing to do when faced by a God more powerful than their own: Convert.”

“Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.”

“Jasnah had once defined a fool as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”

“The Shaod, it was called. The Transformation... When it came, the fortuante person's life ended and began anew; he would discard his old, mundane existence and move to Elantris. Elantris, where he could live in bliss, rule in wisdom, and be worshiped for eternity.”

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”

“FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.”

“This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...”

“Now what state do you live in?'”

“We’ll never survive!”

“*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.”