Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.”

“Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do with this guy?”

“After his experience with Minos, Nico realized that most spectres held only as much power as you allowed them to have. They pried into your mind, using fear or anger or longing to influence you. Nico had learned to shield himself. Sometimes he could even turn the tables and bend ghosts to his will.”

“This did not seem to reassure Nico.”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this.”

“And if humanity is the last war, then I am the battlefield.”

“Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.”

“When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine”

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”

“And Mega has a crush on Chester.”