Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?”

“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills.”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”

“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”

“I like pink.”

“Um, because you're loopier than Flacky McPsycho, Mayor of Crazytown?”

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”