Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”

“Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”

“Will glanced over at Cordelia and smiled. “We could ask for no lovelier girl to be his wife.”

“You look lousy,' he said.”

“Lawful good to lawful evil!" said Simon, pleased.”

“Is it time for your period, or something?”

“Jesper: “If Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”

“The blood you spill is the blood of kings,” seethed Dunyasha. “You are not fit for such a gift.”

“Don't stop" I tease in a seductive voice. " Give me more, Ben. Did you read eBooks or..." I run my finger slowly down his chest.”

“When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.”

“Listen, Peaches,”