Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.”

“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”

“She glared at me like she was about to punch me, but then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me.”

“Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.”

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.”

“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.”

“On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Coraline how dangerous the well was, and they warned her to be sure she kept away from it. So Coraline set off to explore for it, so that she knew where it was, to keep away from it properly.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”

“Kami said, "I want you to go in there and vamp that receptionist.”