Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron's raised eyebrows, blushing slightly and saying "oh you know what I mean - Goyle's Potion looked like bogies.”

“This is your copy of”

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron.”

“I never know," Harry called to Hagrid over the noise of the cart, "What's the difference between a stalagmite and a stalactite?”

“I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be.”

“Fred, you next," the plump woman said.”

“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”

“We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you”

“Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.”

“Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?”

“You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”