Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I wish...I wish”

“Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.”

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —”

“Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.”

“And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...”

“Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!”

“Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!”

“The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.”

“In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.”

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you”