Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.”

“Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of miracles. When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is”

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

“The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.”

“Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.”

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”