Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sorry,ʺ she said, her face shining with joy when she saw me. ʺShould have put a sock on the door. Didnʹt realize things were getting hot and heavy.ʺ”

“Sometimes you wake up from a dream. Sometimes you wake up in a dream. And sometimes, every once in a while, you wake up in someone else's dream.”

“Things die. But they don't always stay dead. Believe me, I know.”

“A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.”

“Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.”

“Do not do that again," he said stiffly.”

“Instead of committing suicide, people go to work.”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

“Well, I believe she went in to rescue some Raggers from the pits,” Cuffs said. “She wasn’t all that specific.”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?'”