Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...”

“You're a stalker with hooves.”

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.”

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“Nosoi?” Percy planted his feet in a fighting stance. “You know, I keep thinking, I have now killed every single thing in Greek mythology. But the list never seems to end.”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'.”

“Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.”

“Well, my love,” said Alexia with prodigious daring to Lord Maccon, “shall we?” The earl started to move forward and then stopped abruptly and looked down at her, not moving at all. “Am I?”