Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“To make a true choice, we must have true knowledge.”

“Will glanced over at Cordelia and smiled. “We could ask for no lovelier girl to be his wife.”

“There is truth in stories. There is truth in one of your paintings, boy, or in a sunset or a couplet from Homer. Fiction is truth, even if it is not fact. If you believe only facts and forget stories, your brain will live, but your heart will die.”

“Wear that scarf," he said, pointing to a blue cashmere scarf hanging on a peg. "It matches your eyes.”

“Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?”

“I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.”

“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —”

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”