Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There is truth in stories. There is truth in one of your paintings, boy, or in a sunset or a couplet from Homer. Fiction is truth, even if it is not fact. If you believe only facts and forget stories, your brain will live, but your heart will die.”

“The best lies are based on the”

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“Your angel cannot protect you against that which neither god nor the devil had made”

“Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo.”

“His head propped on a stack of poetry books he’d brought from the library. Almost all of them had been inscribed on the inside cover by a James Herondale, who had neatly written out his favorite lines.”

“Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!”

“This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.”

“Headline?" he asked.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.”

“An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.”

“Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?”