Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.”

“He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.”

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

“So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,”

“We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know.”

“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“We are not going to die.”