Humor Quote by Demetri Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.”

“You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!”

“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”

“He was a writer and words were his weapons.”

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?”