Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You didn't have to come after me.”

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”

“I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.”

“If you don't fear death, then let Kieran meet it.”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”

“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”

“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”

“Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.”

“The Colonel led all the cheers.”