Humor Quote by Meg Cabot — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?”

“Well,' I said. 'I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from”

“Bite me, Harry Potter.”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”

“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But if people just, you know, take her pie and don't even say, "Hey, nice pie," they just scarf it down or whatever-”

“I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much.”

“Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.”

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.”

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”

“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.”

“You're alive!" Percy said to the others. "The giants said you were captured. What happened?”