Humor Quote by Fran Lebowitz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Think before you speak. Read before you think.”

“If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.”

“There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.”

“فكر قبل أن تتكلم، واقرأ قبل أن تفكر”

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”

“Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?”

“So far Kat has been through all the Wa's she could think of, but Hale hadn't admitted to being Walter or Ward or Washington. He'd firmly denied both Warren and Waverly. Watson had prompted him to do a very bad Sherlock Holmes impersonation throughout a good portion of a train ride to Edinburgh, Scotland. And Wayne seemed so wrong she hadn't even tried.”

“Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves this he will empower the other Titans. They are weak, compared to what they soon will become, unless you can stop them, the world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”