Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“anyway. Leo said, I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?”

“My name is Percy Jackson.”

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can.”

“She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”

“The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell his wares in the market. The English read: Dates-best price. Cold Bebsi.”

“You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.”

“Peter to Austin:”

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”

“When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine”

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”