Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You smell good," he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled.”

“Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real.”

“You could start a fire with the heat between you two.”

“Have you made any other friends since we've been here?”

“I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of... crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of the thick, nondescript volume to myself and felt myself redden.”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“On the first day Coraline's family moved in, Miss Spink and Miss Forcible made a point of telling Coraline how dangerous the well was, and they warned her to be sure she kept away from it. So Coraline set off to explore for it, so that she knew where it was, to keep away from it properly.”

“I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.”

“Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.”

“When God Created Mothers”

“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!”