Humor Quote by Erma Bombeck — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.”

“Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.”

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“Housework can kill you if done right.”

“His arms went round my waist. He had a big grin, full of teeth like stars. "You saying you're the jealous sort,Scar?”

“So . . . ," I said. "You're saying that by the end of our training, you expect us to be able to use”

“Bruce Wayne's parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom.”

“Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”

“He gave her a sly, sideways look. "Did you”