Humor Quote by Diana Wynne Jones — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You have an instinct, Sophie, that's how," said Howl. "Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later—probably sooner—I'd look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I'd be disappointed in you if I”

“I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!”

“He held out his hand to Sophie, just like Mrs. Pentstemmon, but a little less royally. Sophie levered herself up, wondering if she was meant to kiss this hand or not. But since she felt more like raising her stick and beating the King over the head with it, she shook the King's hand and gave a creaking little curtsy.”

“You are a terror, aren't you? Leave this yard alone. I know just where everything is in it, and I won't be able to find the things I need for my transport spells if you tidy them up.'”

“Really, these wizards! You'd think no one had ever had a cold before! Well, what is it?" she asked, hobbling through the bedroom door onto the filthy carpet.”

“Well, man, you know what they say.”

“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”

“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”

“It's not like there's a law against flying.”

“I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.”