Humor Quote by Lisa Kleypas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You wouldn't have taken Rose to such a place, would you?”

“Rest,” Logan said. “Both of you.” His caressing gaze moved over his wife and infant daughter.”

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.”

“Maybe if he read enough novels about the problems of fictional people, he might find some clue about how to solve his own.”

“I’ll marry you,” Tom told her. “Any time. Any terms.”

“Marriage would change hardly anything between us, except that we would end our arguments in a much more satisfying way. And of course I would have extensive legal rights over your body, your property, and all your individual freedoms, but I don't see what's so alarming about that.”

“She talks like you. It’s not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who’s only holding Cinderella back.”

“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!”

“Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.”

“I will call him Small Bob," said Bob. "He is a good monster.”

“Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.”

“I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.”